When recycling goes wrong at 10am, a conversation with my five year old this morning?
?Mama what?s VOD-KA??
?It?s a special drink for grownups.?
?Why are you having VOD-KA for breakfast??
?I?m not. I made a smoothie and poured it in here so I could take it out with us because Mama keeps all her bottles to use again?? (gestures to place where bottles usually are to find it empty. Shit.)
?NO. I?ll tell you what? I?ll pour it into a different bottle before we leave the house??
I await the conversation with his school teacher about how Mama has vodka for breakfast.
And the smoothie recipe is to follow ? I just thought this might make you laugh!
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